Signs You Need Ego Rehab

Your thoughts, beliefs, emotions, and unconscious patterns are running your life
You’re stuck in a loop of suffering you can’t seem to get out of
You’re always seeking more or better things or relationships on the material plane, which you think will make you happy
You spend your life avoiding pain and seeking pleasure in order to avoid the Truth
You looove it when people ask you “What do you do?”
Looking at your ego is the last thing you’d like to do!
You think you need your ego
You get “triggered” easily
Defensiveness is your norm.
You hate the way your life has turned out
You’re always looking forward to the future or lamenting the past
Your friends, family, and/or exes tell you you need Ego Rehab!
You’re really ready to see the Truth
You’re ready to stop the cycle of suffering
You love it when people ask you about your car or other material possessions
You enjoy manipulating people.
Your attitude in all areas of life is what can I get out of this? What’s in it for me?
Spirituality is a means to an end for you, just a means to feel better and/or get what you want
You get upset when you don’t get what you want
You’re always trying to prove yourself

According to our highly scientific calculations, 95-99% of people on this planet need Ego Rehab! 😆